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This isn’t a parenting book. It’s a book for parents.

“What’s the difference, Arianna?” You ask.

Simple: you got this whole raising kids thing. You do. People just keep making you feel like you don’t. Every time you want to take care of yourself. Every time you don’t like your kids for a little. Every time you enjoy sex, or get mad, or need help. Because the “good” parents don’t need those things; only the “bad” ones do.

And this book is for parents who need to hear that all of it —all of it — is bullshit.

If you need to hear things you’ve been afraid to say out loud; if you need to know that you’re a good parent, even when you aren’t at your best; if you really just want to listen to someone swear a whole bunch as they tell you that you are a fucking rockstar parent and the world can shove its assumptions up its collective ass, then this book is for you.

Check it out at Amazon, or online at any bookstore you choose.